davenport, noun
/dav-uhn-pawrt/
A large sofa, often covered in plastic in the "front" room that you are never allowed to sit on.
Bobby, get your toys off the davenport, you know that will wrinkle the plastic!
Added on May 9, 2011 by Dave P.
Someone, typically younger, who is not behaving to social norms. A smuck.
Why you little shit; get off my lawn!
Added on July 14, 2021 by danielslaughter
ugly stick, noun
1. A device, which when used for hitting, causes someone to become permanently ugly.;
2. A device used as a way to explain why someone is ugly.
Susie ain't got nothing on you, darling; she was beat with an ugly stick.
Added on July 8, 2021 by Anonymous