ugly stick, noun
1. A device, which when used for hitting, causes someone to become permanently ugly.;
2. A device used as a way to explain why someone is ugly.
Susie ain't got nothing on you, darling; she was beat with an ugly stick.
Added on July 8, 2021 by Anonymous
have a cow, phrase
To have a hissy fit over something. To complain or react strongly to something.
Don't have a cow, mom... it's just a small speeding ticket!
Added on May 14, 2011 by Cheryl S