as the crow flies, phrase
The shortest distance between two points.
The building we can see off in the distance probably isn't as far away as the crow flies.
Added on May 16, 2012 by danielslaughter
smart as a whip, phrase
A person who is exceedingly intelligent. No one knows why they are compared to a whip. Legend has it, it has something to do with Indiana Jones.
Johnny got an A+ on that test! That lad sure is smart as a whip!
Added on May 13, 2011 by Nick N
one eyed trouser snake, phrase
Your penis, or a trout.
If the date goes well, I'll let you see my one eyed trouser snake.
Added on July 9, 2011 by Turner